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blackgirlwhiteboylove:

Every POC got this lesson.

Got this drilled into my brain as a kid. This reminds me of that Chris Rock quote: 

"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars…In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down…Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist. He ain’t the best dentist in the world. He ain’t going to the dental hall of fame. He don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to."

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ryannxp:

this is important

Text 1 Sep 47,676 notes One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

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cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

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reallynotgood:

disgusting

Text 31 Aug 1,948 notes

gnumblr:

visiting your animal crossing town after months of not playing

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Video 31 Aug 84,904 notes

Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

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weepingdildo:

when u find out someone super hot also has an amazing personality 

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Photo 31 Aug 47,712 notes lilcoffee:

this isn’t a joke

lilcoffee:

this isn’t a joke

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Photo 31 Aug 67,828 notes luxbae:

All I asked was how he was doing smh

luxbae:

All I asked was how he was doing smh

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Photo 31 Aug 97,518 notes that-awkward-moment-when-i:

thebigbadwerewolf:

them in the white car just shit themselves something fierce

yooooo thank goodness that car went to the side.

that-awkward-moment-when-i:

thebigbadwerewolf:

them in the white car just shit themselves something fierce

yooooo thank goodness that car went to the side.

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Photo 31 Aug 130,513 notes late9ight:

lmao too weak

late9ight:

lmao too weak

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